Sunday, October 12, 2008

funny


I'm so funny
On Thursday I talked to my girlfriend on the phone for 33 minutes and on Saturday for 2 hours so i can only talk to her on weekends over the phone.

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
Why did God give men nipples?
Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit?
How can there be multiple Final Fantasies

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