BREAKUP

(T_T) I am so sad .... my "girlfriend" broke up with me and she was happy about it .
She doesn't even care any more .
That day all I did was cry
Then to make matters worse I was listening to my mp3 player and the song that we used to listen to /sing came on I tried to change the song but I ended up in tears so i cried myself to sleep.
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right NOW it was my grandmothers birthday party AND my little brother and sister were so annoying .
What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?

funny

I'm so funny
On Thursday I talked to my girlfriend on the phone for 33 minutes and on Saturday for 2 hours so i can only talk to her on weekends over the phone.

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
Why did God give men nipples?
Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit?
How can there be multiple Final Fantasies

I dont really know

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

I dont really know the answer to that ....... but if you do know please tell me okay .

well today in P E I was thinking of what anime character i could cos play as ...( for those whom dont know what that means .... to dress up as) i was thinking shippo ( from inuyasha) miroku (from inuyasha) kohaku (also from inuyasha) but my friends said no .....

So we decided Ryuk ( from deathnote) who is a god of death.

My lines are "humans are .... interesting " , "apples are juicy " , "apples from the human world are worth the trip" , AND " apples to me are what drugs and alcohol are to humans , I even get withdrawal symptoms ,my body gets all twisted ,and I do handstands its not pretty!!!!!!

by the way this is ryuk

random qustions

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why does X stand for kiss and O stand for hugs?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

pics

these are my new pics that were drawn by my friend victoria and ........ me!!!!



Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?

TOILET

My mom is so funny she put in a new toilet and tells me "your mommas the $#!+" I told her "why" she said " because I put in a new toilet ( just so you know that toilet is over 2 DECADES old).


By the way my grades are :
P.E. 100
MATH 75
LANGUAGE 70
HISTORY95
SCIENCE86
ORCHESTRA100


They are good enough to keep writing and go to art club
Where I wasnt supposed to be.
My mom came then looked at my report card and got all happy lookin (T_T) .
These are my drawings ( please tell me they are good / it would break my wittle heart if you didnt).














oh and here are some of my random questions
Why do we tie shoes to the back of newlywed's cars?
How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow?
Why are school buses painted yellow?
If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something?
Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?